What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 10:53
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
No way
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So they tried
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
When writing a novel, how can a character be developed well, but QUICKLY?
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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No go.
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Then came..
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones